Visual Novel Guides

“I miss the Caipora!”

• Tell me more about them!
• Why? They sound annoying.
• Peeves is just as mischievous!

“My friends don’t write me often.”

• You should take the initiative!
• They don’t sound like real friends.
• I could write you a letter!

“Would a party cheer me up?”

• I think talking would help more.
• I doubt anything would help.
• Perhaps. Should we plan one?

“I miss the rainforest…”

• A greenhouse is like a rainforest!
• Isn’t it hot and sticky?
• Would the Forbidden Forest do?

​”Is it odd that I’m homesick?”

• Not at all.
• A bit, honestly.
• It’s all right to mope a little.

​”I wish I could see my family.”

• Why not send them a letter?
• Then why’d you come here?
• We’re all away from our families.

​”I’m not sure I fit in here…”

• You do as far as I’m concerned.
• Just wear normal robes!
• No one really fit in, do they?

“What position does Charlie play?”

• Seeker.
• Streeler.
• Keeper.

“How do you score points?”

• Put the Quaffle in the goal hoop.
• Spot the Snargaluff.
• Catch the Golden Snitch.

“What ball is used in Quidditch?”

• Quaffle.
• Puffskein.
• Bludger.

“What game predates Quidditch?”

• Serpensortia.
• Shuntbumps.
• Swievenhodge.

“Which of these is a foul?”

• Cobbing.
• Snitching.
• Flacking.

“Who’s my favourite team?”

• Pride of Portree.
• Gryffindor Quidditch Team.
• Ravenclaw Quidditch Team.

“Who was a Quidditch referee?”

• Glynnis Griffiths.
• Cyprian Youdle.
• Leopoldina Smethwyck.

“Which position hunts the Snitch?”

• Seeker.
• Streeler.
• Keeper.

“Is my scarf getting in the way?”

• No, it accentuates your play style.
• You’d be more effective without it.
• Perhaps you could tuck it in.

“Where do you shoot from?”

• The heart.
• The wrist.
• The hip.

“What’s most important?”

• Style.
• Subsistence.
• Substance.

“Is it worth trying a miracle shot?”

• Always.
• It’s better to wait for a sure thing.
• If you’re feeling lucky.

“What’s your favourite Gobstone?”

• My lucky red one.
• They all look the same.
• Whichever wins a match for me.

“How do you like my play style?”

• It’s the epitome of elegance.
• It’s inefficient.
• It’s certainly showy.

“What’s your play style?”

• I like doing trick shots.
• I’ve never thought about it.
• My style is the absence of style.

“Let’s play, (Your Name)!”

• Let’s practice yawning.
• Let’s try to keep calm.
• Isn’t this exciting?

“Let’s join the Gobstones Club.”

• Let’s think boring thought.
• Let’s throw Gobstones at Snape.
• Let’s stare at the ground.

“Wait until you see this move…”

• Sorry, I was nodding…
• It was quite boring.
• I can’t wait!

“You might win…”

• I might ride the Giant Squid.
• I might die of boredom.
• I might fall asleep.

“I’d better stay awake…”

• I’ll ask Bims to come lecture.
• I’ll sing you a lullaby.
• I’ll fetch you a Mandrake.

“Don’t try to bore me…”

• Let’s discuss History of Magic.
• Let’s discuss Arthmancy.
• Let’s discuss great artists.

“How do you like Gobstones?”

• I don’t have an opinion.
• I prefer taking a kip.
• It’s absolutely exhilarating.

​”Is there a spell for brainstorming?”

• There’s a spell for actual storms.
• There are potions that’d help.
• Perhaps a cheering charm?

“What about a dog-petting spell?”

• I could see a use for that.
• I’d rather do that by hand.
• ​That seems pointless.

“Is it dangerous to invent spells?”

• Yes, it’s often dangerous.
• Yes, but only rarely.
• ​No, it’s generally safe.

“I’m getting a bit discouraged…”

• Let’s take a break and try again.
• Just stay focused.
• ​Perhaps we should give up.

“What spells require eye contact?”

• Jinxes.
• Hexes.
• ​Curses.

“How about a food spell?”

• It is impossible to conjure food.
• I would prefer a candy spell.
• ​Sounds delicious.

“Do you like brainstorming?”

• It makes my head hurt.
• It’s fun with other people.
• I love being creative.

“Let’s play, (Your Name)!”

• How do we know who goes first?
• Why do they call it Gobstones?
• Let’s not worry about the rules.

“Don’t try to confuse me…”

• How does this liquid smell?
• Just ask if you have questions.
• We’re supposed to be standing.

“What if I lose?”

• You’ll get expelled.
• You’ll have another chance.
• You’ll turn into a Doxy.

“Let’s join the Gobstones Club.”

• Let’s appreciate the simplicity.
• Let’s drink Confusing Concoction.
• We founded the Gobstones Club.

​”How do you like Gobstones?”

• Gobstones are my favourite food.
• It’s confusing.
• I like that it’s easy to understand.

“Wait until you see this move…”

• I hope its easy to understand.
• I just saw it.
• I’ll watch with my eyes closed.

“You might beat me…”

• Just think about Arithmancy.
• Just think about exams.
• Just think about your next move.

“Why’re they called Gobstones?”

• They are stones that gob at you.
• Because it’s played with stones.
• I haven’t the foggiest.

“What happens if you lose?”

• You get detention.
• You get sprayed.
• Your turn to stone.

“Are Gobstones edible?”

• Only one way to find out.
• No, you really shouldn’t eat them.
• Yes, they’re delicious.

“How many do we each start with?”

• Seven.
• Fifteen.
• Thirty.

“What makes Gobstones fun?”

• It’s fun to play with friends.
• It’s fun to throw things.
• It’s fun when you win.

“Is Gobstones considered cool?”

• Who cares what’s cool?
• Not really, no.
• It’s the coolest game at Hogwarts.

​”Is there a Muggle game like this?”

• Yes, it’s called bowling.
• Yes, it’s called jacks.
• Yes, it’s called marbles.

“How is my sister at Gobstones?”

• She’s getting better.
• She’s alright.
• She’s dreadful.

“How do you win?”

• By avoiding the most Gobstones.
• By getting sprayed.
• By capturing the most Gobstones.

“I’m not much of an opponent…”

• You will be soon enough.
• I’m not looking for a challenge.
• That’s okay, I like winning.

“Who else in our group plays this?”

• Nearly everyone.
• More than half.
• A few people play.

​”So, why’s this game popular?”

• It’s a good excuse for bonding.
• It’s incredibly satisfying.
• People love getting sprayed.

​”I’m way behind everyone else…”

• I’ll help you get up to speed.
• You should make time to practice.
• Just play with first-years instead.

“Should I get my own set?”

• I’ll share with you for now.
• Sure, I don’t see why not.
• You’ve got to earn it.

“Let’s play, (Your Name)!”

• Don’t feel bad if you lose.
• Don’t look behind you!
• This is going to be fun.

“Don’t try to make me nervous…”

• What if we both lose?
• What if this game is cursed?
• Let’s just stay calm.

“This next move is my favourite…”

• What’s your favourite holiday?
• What’s your favourite poison?
• What’s your favourite Dragon?

“You might win…”

• Either way, we’re having fun.
• I might scream.
• I might be a werewolf.

“What if I lose?”

• You’ll get sprayed.
• We won’t be friends.
• We can always play again.

“Let’s join the Gobstones Club…”

• Let’s join the Frog Choir.
• Let’s just take it easy.
• Let’s join the Death Eaters.

“How do you like Gobstones?”

• It makes me nervous.
• It’s really relaxing.
• Let’s talk about You-Know-Who.

“How can I improve?”

• Be more aggressive.
• Practice makes perfect.
• You’re hopeless.

“I’m scared of getting sprayed!”

• That’s all part of the fun.
• It’s not so bad.
• You should be.

“This game is getting too intense!”

• Want to take a breather?
• I’d say it’s just right.
• Don’t be a baby!

“Am I too boring to play with?”

• No, am I?
• You’re all right.
• I’ll muddle through.

“You’ll probably win…”

• It’ll be fun either way.
• I might not.
• Reckon so, yeah.

“Why do you like Gobstones?”

• I find it relaxing.
• I enjoy a good challenge.
• It’s incredibly suspenseful.

“I can’t risk my best Gobstone!”

• I’ll let you keep it even if you lose.
• Perhaps you’ll win mine.
• ​I’ll take good care of it.

“I should be protecting my friends.”

• Let them fend for themselves.
• I don’t need your protection.
• No one’s in any danger right now.

“I’ve moved beyond Gobstones.”

• That’s impossible.
• Then let’s just not play.
• Prove it, then.

“There’s no skill involved, is there?”

• It takes some skill, actually.
• No, it’s all about luck.
• It’s purely a skill-based game.

“Let’s play, (Your Name)!”

• Let’s concentrate.
• Let’s study for exams.
• Let’s find the Cursed Vaults.

“Don’t try to distract me…”

• Flitwick is right behind you!
• I don’t need to distract you to win.
• McGonagall is right behind you!

“How do you like Gobstones?”

• Let’s focus on the game.
• Let’s talk about your siblings.
• Let’s talk about your marks.

“QYou might be better than me…”

• I might need to concentrate.
• I’m secretly a Weasley.
• I’m a better Curse-Breaker, too.

“Wait until you see this move…”

• I’m not interested.
• I’m a werewolf.
• I’m paying attention.

“My brother told me this move.”

• I can’t wait to see it.
• He must be better than you.
• My brother is missing.

“I hardly ever lose…”

• Just try not to get distracted.
• You must be cursed.
• You have a lot to think about.

“Who else can you learn from?”

• I’m already the best.
• Everyone I play against.
• Anyone who’s better than me.

“What’s the goal of this game?”

• Crushing your opponents.
• Having fun with your friends.
• Avoiding getting sprayed.

“What is defeat?”

• An opportunity to grow.
• A sign that you should give up.
• A challenge to overcome.

“What is the best way to learn?”

• Let me guess… listening to you?
• Teaching someone else.
• Reading a book.

“I’ll show you a better way to play.”

• Thanks, I’m eager to learn.
• I don’t need anyone’s help.
• My way wasn’t that bad, was it?

“What is a victory?”

• ​The natural order asserting itself.
• An indicator of progress.
• ​A reason to celebrate.

“Is talent or hard work better?”

• ​Talent is all that matters.
• Hard work beats lazy talent.
• ​Ideally you have both.

“Let’s play, (Your Name)!”

• Let’s focus on the game.
• Let’s study Transfiguration!
• Let’s play Quidditch instead!

“How do you like Gobstones?”

• It requires my complete attention.
• Better than flying!
• Better than catching the Snitch!

“I’d better concentrate…”

• That’s a good idea.
• How about a broom race?
• See you on the pitch!

“Are you trying to distract me?”

• I’m trying to concentrate.
• I’m trying to win.
• Is that your dad?

“Check out this move…”

• Check out my concentration.
• Check out my broom!
• Check out my Quidditch trophy!

“You may win…”

• I played by the rules.
• I may be a Quidditch captain.
• I may be the best at Gobstones.

“​Let’s join the Gobstones Club.”

• Let’s plan our next moves.
• Let’s clean our brooms.
• Let’s practise Quidditch moves!

“Were you always popular?”

• I haven’t really thought about it.
• Yes, I’ve always been well-liked.
• People used to think I was mad.

“Could my hair be responsible?”

• I’d be very surprised if it was.
• I really couldn’t say, honestly.
• Your hair is rather impressive.

“Why am I suddenly so popular?”

• Because you’re good on a broom.
• Because people are shallow.
• Because you are a good person.

“What if I get a big head about it?”

• You have to watch out for that.
• You’ve earned it.
• Your friends will keep you humble.

“I feel like I haven’t earned this!”

• I doubt popularity can be earned.
• Who cares? Just enjoy it.
• That shows you have character.

“Will teachers treat me differently?”

• Snape might hold it against you.
• They’re bound to go easy on you.
• Of course not, don’t worry.

“I’m worried people will resent me.”

• You can’t please everyone.
• They’re just jealous.
• Just let them get to know you.

“What’s my gran’s name?”

• Cedrella Weasley.
• Septimus Weasley.
• Ginerva Weasley.

“What list were we included in?”

• Third Year Shopping List.
• Sacred Twenty-Eight.
• Pure-Blood Directory.

“What else lives in the Burrow?”

• A Ghoul in the attic.
• A Grindylow in the bath.
• A Gnome in the garden.

“What family lives near us?”

• Diggory.
• Malfoy.
• Fawcett.

“​What family are we related to?”

• Granger Family.
• Prewett Family.
• House of Black.

“What is our mum good at?”

• Household spells.
• Healing magic.
• Dark magic.

“What item is in the Burrow?”

• Clock that tracks the family.
• Fireplace on the Floor Network.
• Gargoyle that guards the door.

“What are the three types of troll?”

• Rock, Ice, and Fire.
• Hill, Cave, and Lake.
• Mountain, Forest, and River.

“What animals do Porlocks guard?”

• Horses.
• Sheep.
• Elks.

“Where can one find a Quintaped?”

• The Isle of Drear.
• The Isle of Skye.
• The Isle of Man.

“What is Moke skin used for?”

• Moneybags and purses.
• Protective Quidditch gear.
• Parchment and bookbinding.

“What’s in the Forbidden Forest?”

• Acromantulas.
• Centaurs.
• Dementors.

“When do Mooncalves come out?”

• On the night of the full moon.
• During a lunar eclipse.
• On the night of a new moon.

“What is in the Black Lake?”

• A giant squid.
• Grindylows.
• Kappas.

“Gobstones fluid smells terrible…”

• It’s quite foul, yes.
• Not as bad as Filch’s socks!
• Because you’re a werewolf?

“I’m usually good at this…”

• You’re doing fine!
• Perhaps you’re tired…
• Is it almost a full moon?

“I played all the time as a kid!”

• I’ll let you concentrate…
• Let’s join the Gobstones Club!
• Before you were bitten?

“​You might beat me…”

• You just have to focus!
• Anything can happen!
• Look, behind you!

“You won’t see this coming…”

• Let’s see, then!
• I think I see Borf…
• What if I’m a Seer?

“I’ve got to focus…”

• We’d best concentrate…
• I could start singing…
• You’re losing control…

“What if I win?”

• I’ll be happy for you.
• I’m going to win!
• What if you transform?

“The Mending Charm can fix…”

• Injuries and broken objects.
• Bodily injuries.
• Broken objects.

“What spell repairs broken bones?”

• Liberacorpus.
• Skele-Gro.
• Brackium Emendo.

“Which spell bandages wounds?”

• Evanesco.
• Relashio.
• Ferula.

“Which spell clears your airway?”

• Oppuno.
• Aparecium.
• Anapneo.

“What does Vulnera Sanetur do?”

• Draws out poison from blood.
• Sanitises and kills germs.
• Heals serious bodily wounds.

“How is Dittany applied?”

• The patient inhales the vapours.
• It is applied to the patient’s skin.
• The patient consumes it.

“Which spells heals small injuries?”

• Reparo.
• Rictusempra.
• Episkey.

“Gobstones is a classic game!”

• Yes, it’s a classic.
• Tell me about it!
• Not as classic as Quidditch!

“Watch this, (Your Name)!”

• I’m watching!
• Don’t mess it up!
• I learned a new move!

“Do you enjoy Gobstones?”

• Not really.
• It’s quite fun!
• I enjoy winning!

“Many wizards play Gobstones!”

• It’s a popular game.
• Even Professor Dumbledore?
• Even Auror Persimmons?

“I’ve got to concentrate…”

• I’ll be quiet.
• Tell me more about Gobstones!
• Tell me more about wizarding culture!

“Let’s keep playing…”

• Yes, let’s.
• Let’s talk about Merula.
• Let’s talk about detective stories!

“I’ve played Gobstones for years!”

• You’re quite good.
• Who did you play with?
• Are you in the Gobstones Club?

“Let’s play, (Your Name)!”

• Let’s duel instead.
• Let’s dance instead.
• Let’s focus on the game.

“Look at this move!”

• Look at my duelling trophy.
• Look at my dance shoes…
• Look, I’m trying to concentrate.

“I’d better concentrate…”

• That’s a good idea.
• What about Tarantallegra?
• What about Expelliarmus?

“You might beat me…”

• I’m a better dueller too.
• I’m a better dancer too.
• I need to concentrate.

“​How do you like Gobstones?”

• It’s cooler than duelling.
• It’s cooler than dancing.
• It requires my complete attention.

“Don’t try to distract me…”

• I challenge you to a duel!
• I challenge you to a dance-off!
• I challenge you to concentrate!

“Let’s join the Gobstones Club.”

• Let’s go to the Duelling Club.
• Let’s start a Dancing Club.
• Let’s plan our next moves.

“Name your second!”

• Dumbledore!
• Sir Cadogan!
• Filch!

“What is a game of Gobstones?”

• A dance.
• A duel.
• A wrestling match.

“What does it take to win?”

• Panache.
• Cunning.
• Persistence.

“What is this courtyard?”

• A dance floor.
• An arena.
• A nice place for a chat.

“What guides my hand?”

• Passion.
• Pride.
• Puppetry.

“What is a gobstone?”

• An extension of the wielder’s will.
• A weapon.
• A stone that sprays foul liquid.

“Observe my form!”

• You’re as graceful as a griffin!
• Okay, I’m observing it.
• I’d prefer not to.

“Does anyone even like me?”

• I do, and I know others do too.
• Others’ opinions don’t matter.
• No one does.

“I’m worried I’ll never be the same.”

• That’s all right, I’ll help you.
• It’s normal to change.
• Good, you were the worst.

“What if we look like fools?”

• You’re already a fool.
• If we do, we’ll be fools together
• We’re going to be smashing!

“Is the badger shuffle lame?”

• It’s the best dance move ever!
• It’s a pretty good move.
• It’s terrible.

“​We should just drop out now…”

• Absolutely not, we have to win!
• If you think that’s for the best.
• You’re right, we should.

“Should I use my wrist or arm?”

• Your whole body.
• Your wrist.
• Your arm.

“Could I use my bat for this?”

• Sure, that’s a brilliant idea!
• Absolutely not.
• Nothing in the rules against it.

“Will this hurt my Beater skills?”

• Yes, but Gobstones is more fun.
• No, you’ll have more control.
• I can’t say for certain.

“Is playing this a good workout?”

• It’ll make you stronger.
• It’ll improve your dexterity.
• No, it’s a fairly sedentary game.

“Is this a competitive game?”

• It’s matter of life and death.
• It’s more about bonding.
• Technically, yes.

“What’s the point of holding back?”

• There’s no point, go wild!
• Restraint is a sign of strength.
• It’ll help you relax.

“How much force should I use?”

• As much as you can muster.
• Less than you think.
• Only what’s necessary.

“Let’s play, (Your Name)!”

• Let’s talk about your family.
• Let’s focus on the game.
• Let’s talk tricks instead.

“Let’s join the Gobstones Club.”

• Let’s focus on our moves.
• Let’s trick Percy.
• Let’s open a joke shop!

“Do you like Gobstones?”

• More fun than mischief!
• It requires my complete attention.
• Not as much as I like Zonko’s.

“Check out this move…”

• Did you go? I missed it.
• Great play!
• Check out this Frog Spawn Soap.

“Are you trying to distract me?”

• Isn’t that your brother?
• I play by the rules.
• Is that a Dungbomb?

“You can’t beat me!”

• You smell like you’ve lost.
• I just might.
• Loser eats an Acid Pop.

“You may win…”

• I am a long lost Weasley, after all.
• Trying to concentrate.
• I’m a better trickster, too.

“Loser has to eat a Gobstone!”

• Isn’t getting sprayed bad enough?
• Perhaps the loser could just lick it.
• That seems a fair punishment.

“More players would be better.”

• But this is a two-player game!
• I’d add a third player, but no more.
• The more the merrier, I’d say.

“How do you feel about rules?”

• Games need rules to exist.
• It’s good to have a little structure.
• They get in the way of good fun.

“Could this be played on brooms?”

• No, that’s not proper Gobstones.
• Is that even possible?
• I don’t see why not.

“We could swap in Dungbombs!”

• Absolutely not, that’d smell awful.
• Perhaps for one round only.
• That’s a delightfully rotten idea.

“Where else could we play?”

• This is the sanctioned play area.
• In the Owlery.
• In the Forbidden Forest.

“Could we charm our Gobstones?”

• That’s not in the rules.
• I’d use the Concealment Charm.
• I’d cast the Doubling Charm.

“Let’s play, (Your Name)!”

• Let’s focus on the game.
• Let’s hide from Percy.
• Let’s plan some tricks.

“Let’s join the Gobstones Club.”

• Let’s just focus on our moves.
• Let’s trick Percy!
• Let’s go to Knockturn Alley!

“You can’t beat me!”

• Perhaps I will!
• You’ve already lost.
• Loser eats Belch Powder!

“Are you trying to distract me?”

• I follow the rules.
• I don’t know, am I?
• Is that a Fanged Frisbee?

“​Do you like playing Gobstones?”

• It requires my complete attention.
• Do you like talking to Peeves?
• Do you like playing tricks?

“You may win…”

• I will as long as I concentrate.
• It’s inevitable.
• I may be Fred in disguise!

“Check out this move…”

• Well done!
• Not that impressive
• Check out this Chocolate Frog!

“Whose statue hides a passage?”

• Gregory the Smarmy.
• Phineas Nigellus Black.
• Barnabas the Barmy.

“What guards Ravenclaw Tower?”

• A riddle.
• A puzzle.
• A portrait.

“How many staircases are there?”

• 142.
• 394.
• 77.

“Where is Hogwarts located?”

• Scotland.
• Ireland.
• England.

“How do Muggles see Hogwarts?”

• They see an old ruin.
• They see an empty valley.
• They see a false mountain.

“How do you get in the Kitchens?”

• Tickle the painted pear.
• Follow the house-elves.
• Sing to the Fat Lady.

“What is in Filch’s office?”

• Chains and manacles.
• A secret passage.
• Filch’s diary.

“Let’s play, (Your Name)…”

• Let’s talk about banned items…
• Let’s discuss detention instead.
• Let’s focus on the game.

“Look at this move…”

• Look, I’m trying to concentrate.
• Look at the banned items list.
• Look at my vault at Gringotts.

“How do you like Gobstones?”

• It’s better than detention.
• It requires my complete attention.
• It’s better than anything illegal.

“Let’s join the Gobstones club.”

• Let’s turn our lives around.
• Let’s plan our next moves.
• Let’s take over Knockturn Alley.

“​Don’t try to distract me…”

• I work at Borgin and Burkes.
• I have a contact in Azkaban.
• Is that something I would do?

“You might beat me…”

• I might take over your business.
• I might become a House-Elf.
• I need to concentrate.

“I’d better concentrate.”

• What about getting rich?
• But what getting expelled?
• But what about concentrating?

“What do I call my merchandise?”

• Uncommon collectibles.
• Dodgy exports.
• Contraband.

“How many Knuts make a Sickle?”

• 29
• 17
• 7

“What do Sneakoscopes detect?”

• Untrustworthy behaviour.
• Nearby enemies.
• Dark magic.

“What do Probity Probes detect?”

• Anything metallic.
• Traces of magic left by spells.
• Hidden magical objects.

“​What’s the best way to work?”

• Faster.
• Harder.
• Smarter.

“Which items are banned?”

• Quick-Quotes Quills.
• Leprechaun gold.
• Dungbombs.

“Is it worth learning school rules?”

• Yes, so you can follow them.
• No, rules are for fools.
• Yes, in order to get around them.

“Let’s play, (Your Name)!”

• Let’s talk to Kettleburn instead.
• Let’s protect creatures instead.
• Let’s focus on the game.

“​You might beat me…”

• I might be a Mountain Troll.
• I might need to concentrate.
• I might be a Magizoologist.

“I’d better concentrate…”

• That’s a good idea.
• But what about Animagi?
• But what about Hippogriffs?

“Don’t try to distract me…”

• Is that a Unicorn?!
• Is that something I would do?
• Is that a pony?!

“Should I share my secrets?”

• Not until you trust someone.
• You should never trust anyone.
• Yes, everyone loves secrets.

“What do others like to talk about?”

• Themselves.
• Which creatures are cute.
• Whatever you tell them to.

“What should I talk about?”

• Common interests.
• The weather.
• Yourself.

“​What do people appreciate the most?”

• Being heard.
• Maintaining eye contact.
• Talking over them.

“Wait until you see this move…”

• How does a Streeler move?
• You should see my pet Kneazle.
• I’m concentrating.

“How do you like Gobstones?”

• It’s cooler than Hagrid.
• It requires my complete attention.
• It’s cooler than creatures.

“Let’s join the Gobstones Club.”

• Let’s protest creature cruelty.
• Let’s search for creatures.
• Let’s plan our next moves.

“Is it bad to be shy?”

• No, it’s perfectly normal.
• It can be awkward for others.
• No, but it’s better to be outgoing.

“Should I act differently?”

• You should just be yourself.
• If it makes you more likeable, yes.
• You should act mysterious.

“How can I stop being afraid?”

• Remember they’re people, too.
• Imagine they’re all puffskeins.
• Imagine they’re basilisks.

“Let’s play, (Your Name)!”

• Let’s trick Pince.
• Let’s trick Filch.
• Let’s focus.

“Don’t try to distract me…”

• Peeves is coming this way.
• Sprout is coming this way.
• I can win without distractions.

“How do you like Gobstones?”

• Let’s talk about Zonko’s.
• Let’s talk about Filch’s fingernails.
• Let’s concentrate.

“You might beat me…”

• I might be a Metamorphmagus.
• I might be an Auror.
• I might need to focus.

“Let’s join the Gobstones Club.”

• Let’s form a prankster club.
• Let’s ask Filch to join.
• Let’s concentrate on the game.

“What if I lose?”

• You’ll work it out.
• You’ll become a Death Eater.
• You’ll get detention again.

“Wait until you see this move…”

• I can’t wait.
• Wait until you get detention.
• Wait until you become an Auror.

“What charm makes you invisible?”

• Disillusionment Charm
• Banishing Charm.
• Homorphus Charm.

“What potion disguises you?”

• Wiggenweld Potion.
• Polyjuice Potion.
• Amortentia.

“How are Metamorphagi made?”

• They’re bitten.
• They’re taught.
• They’re born.

“What spells hide an area?”

• Arania Exumi
• Repello Muggleton
• Cave Inimicum

“What charm reveals things?”

• Alohomora
• The Fidelius Charm
• Revelio

“How do you alter memories?”

• Veritaserum.
• Confundus.
• Obliviate.

“What charm hides things?”

• Amplifying Charm.
• Impervius Charm.
• Concealment Charm.

“I’m visualizing this move…”

• Good idea.
• Why?
• Imagine purple Puffskeins!

“I will need all my focus for this…”

• I’ll let you concentrate…
• How do you concentrate?
• Would you like to hear a joke?

“This move requires focus…”

• I’ll watch.
• Can you show me?
• Can we use it in Quidditch?

“​Consider a different approach…”

• Go ahead!
• Watch your aim.
• Your mind is clouded.

“Music is good for concentration…”

• I’ll be quiet…
• Like the Weird Sisters?
• I could start singing…

“Gobstones is a mental game…”

• I agree.
• It’s quite mental…
• More than Quidditch?

“I have a bond with the Stones…”

• Go ahead!
• Does that help?
• How do you bond with them?

“Who throws whom?”

• I throw the Gobstone.
• The Gobstone throws me.
• The Gobstones and I are one.

“Ask yourself… why do I play?”

• To crush my enemies.
• To spend time with my friends.
• To find inner peace.

“You must defeat me to grow.”

• That’s what I’m trying to do.
• I would rather show mercy.
• No… I must defeat myself.

“What is a Gobstone?”

• A stone that sprays foul liquid.
• A union of stone and stench.
• A fragment of the universe.

“How will you feel if I triumph?”

• I’m pretty sure I’m winning.
• I’m happy to let you win.
• If the universe wills it, so be it.

“What determines the outcome?”

• I do… and I plan to win.
• Strength of will is key to victory.
• It was decided before we began.

“Do you fear being sprayed?”

• Of course, it’s disgusting!
• Sometimes it rattles me.
• Fear is an illusion.

“​Let’s play, (Your Name)!”

• What’s the best way to focus?
• What’s your favourite potion?
• What’s the latest gossip?

“I hardly ever lose…”

• You must be cursed.
• You must be distracted.
• We can always play again.

“Don’t try to distract me…”

• Sprout is coming this way.
• I’ll try to win without distractions.
• Flitwick is coming this way.

“How do you like Gobstones?”

• Let’s talk about Potions.
• Let’s concentrate.
• Let’s talk about the Fat Friar.

“Let’s join the Gobstones Club.”

• Let’s think about our next move.
• Let’s brew Polyjuice Potion.
• Let’s gather potion ingredients.

“You might be better than me…”

• I’m better at Potions than you too.
• I’m more popular than you too.
• But we’re equally focused.

“Wait until you see this move…”

• Who’s the best at Potions?
• Who’s the best at Gobstones?
• Who’s the best at focusing?

“Why do they say you’re mad?”

• Because of Mad Eye Moody.
• Because of the Cursed Vaults.
• Because of my brother.

“Why does Dumbledore leave?”

• To search for someone.
• To search for something.
• To visit Harry Potter.

“What is Hagrid’s secret?”

• He’s bad at baking Rock Cakes.
• He doesn’t know how to shave.
• He keeps dangerous creatures.

“Why was your brother expelled?”

• He worked for You-Know-Who.
• He broke school rules.
• He searched for the vaults.

“What makes Merula so mean?”

• She’s jealous of me.
• Her parents are in Azkaban.
• She’s a werewolf.

“What makes Ben a coward?”

• He’s from a Muggle family.
• He’s secretly a Death Eater.
• Merula bullies him.

“​What does Mr. Filch love the most?”

• Mrs. Norris.
• Children.
• Shackles.

“How are my Gobstones skills?”

• You’re doing really well.
• You’re getting better.
• You’re not much of a challenge.

“Do I gossip too much?”

• No, I love it.
• I don’t think so.
• A little if I’m being honest.

“Would you join a Potions club?”

• Absolutely.
• I’d consider it.
• My social calendar is full.

“What’s Draught of the Living Death?”

• A potion that induces sleep.
• A potion that causes death.
• A potion that creates zombies.

“Which potion relieves a cold?”

• Pepperup Potion.
• Hiccoughing Solution.
• Invigoration Draught.

“Which potion makes you lucky?”

• Felix Felicis.
• Wiggenweld Potion.
• Amortentia.

“Which potion disguises you?”

• Polyjuice Potion.
• Beautification potion.
• ​Confusing Concoction.

“Our farm’s trees make the best…”

• Brooms
• Boats
• Wands

“Know what tree I miss the most?”

• Hawthorn
• Horklump
• Hornbeam

“Know what I miss the most?”

• Trains.
• Trees.
• Family.

“I miss my family so much…”

• My brother is missing
• Look at their photos.
• Write them a letter.

“How do I stop feeling homesick?”

• Brew more potions.
• Make more friends.
• Read more books

“There were so many creatures…”

• Fairies?
• Erumpents?
• Bowtruckles?

“The farm was so wonderful…”

• You can make friends here.
• You can duel more here.
• You can learn more here.

“My dad taught me Gobstones.”

• I’d love to see!
• He taught you a lot.
• What’s he like?

“I’m usually quite good at this…”

• I’ll let you focus.
• I’ve had a lot of practice.
• You must be off your game.

“I’ve got to focus…”

• Yes, that’s the best.
• Let’s talk about your marks.
• Let’s talk about Quidditch.

“​This is quite fun, really…”

• I’m glad you like it!
• I’d rather be studying.
• More fun than Quidditch?

“​Are you ready to play?”

• Let’s focus on the game
• Let’s study Transfiguration.
• Let’s play Quidditch instead!

“​Don’t want to get sprayed…”

• That’s why we should focus.
• The risk makes it fun!
• At least they’re not bludgers.

“I never lose a game…”

• You can still win!
• Winning isn’t important!
• Don’t lose a Quidditch match!

“What if I want to turn pro?”

• I don’t think that’s likely.
• You’ve already got Quidditch.
• Even pros know how to have fun.

“Don’t want to get sprayed, do I?”

• That’s a fair point, actually.
• It’s not that bad, actually.
• So you’re letting fear control you?

“Prepare to lose, (Your Name)!”

• Speak for yourself!
• There’s no need to be rude.
• I’m sure I’ll have fun either way.

“I’m getting fired up…”

• Well, you are losing.
• It’s just a game.
• Take some deep breaths, Skye.

“Playing to win is all I know.”

• You may be beyond my help.
• No one wins all the time, Skye.
• Why limit yourself?

“I can’t just not be competitive.”

• I can’t help you then.
• Have you tried?
• Consider it a challenge!

“What’s the point if not winning?”

• What’s the point of anything?
• It’ll relax your mind.
• Having fun with your friends.

“You like playing Gobstones?”

• I like crushing my enemies.
• As long as I win!
• It requires my complete attention.

“You don’t stand a chance!”

• We shall see about that!
• Everyone has a weakness.
• I know it’s hopeless!

“I’ve been practising Gobstones.”

• I’ve been spying for the Ministry.
• I’ve been bird watching.
• Me too.

“Shall we get a butterbeer later?”

• I thought you “fly solo.”
• Or go to the Owlery!
• I don’t feel like it!

“I’m setting up my special move…”

• Is that a Ministry official I see?
• Did I ever mention I hate birds?
• I’m ready.

“​I’d rather just keep to myself.”

• I’d rather report you to the Ministry.
• I’d rather eat giant sandwiches.
• I’d rather you didn’t.

“Ready to play?”

• I’m a Gobstones Champ!
• Let’s focus on the game.
• Let’s turn into animals instead.

“Look at this move…”

• Pretty weak, if you ask me.
• I’m watching you like a hawk!
• Stop, I’m trying to focus.

“I can’t lose in front of everyone.”

• Penny’s watching you!
• Hagrid is watching you!
• Merula’s watching you!

“Let’s join the Gobstones Club.”

• Nah, that’s for the birds!
• That sounds grand
• What about an Animagus Club?

“What’s the best number?”

• One.
• Two.
• Three.

“What should the Ministry know?”

• Nothing.
• Just enough to protect wizards.
• Everything about everyone.

“Is it weird to talk to yourself?”

• It’s the best way to think.
• It’s better to be silent.
• It’s rather strange.

“Where can one be alone?”

• The Owlery.
• The Great Hall.
• The Common Room.

“Which Quidditch position is the best?”

• Seeker.
• Beater.
• Chaser.

“Shall we get Butterbeer later?”

• No.
• So long as we sit in silence.
• I’d like that.

“Do you enjoy Gobstones?”

• I prefer solitary games.
• It passes the time.
• I love games with friends.

“What’s the best to throw?”

• Ever-Bashing Boomerangs.
• Biting Doorknobs.
• Fanged Frisbees.

“What could disgust someone?”

• Frog Spawn Soap.
• Hiccough Sweets.
• Whizzing Worms.

“What could be mixed in a drink?”

• Belch Powder.
• Bulbadox Powder.
• Acid Pops.

“What trick might someone eat?”

• Shock-o-Chocs.
• Whizzing Worms.
• Acid Pops.

“​What’s a proper smelly trick?”

• Stink Pellets.
• Whizzing Worms.
• Dungbombs.

“​What does the most damage?”

• Trick Wands.
• Fanged Frisbees.
• Biting Doorknobs.

“What could make someone flee?”

• Fanged Frisbees.
• Shrinking Keys.
• Ever-Bashing Boomerangs.

“How can you tell the difference between frogs and toads?”

• Toads are actually frogs.
• Toads spend more time in the water.
• Toads have bumpy skin.

“Can you get warts from a toad?”

• Yes, by touching it.
• Yes, by kissing it.
• No, you can’t

“Do toads have teeth?”

• No, they swallow food whole.
• They have dull teeth for grinding.
• They have sharp teeth for biting.

“What’s a group of toads called?”

• An army.
• A skulk.
• A knot.

“What do toads eat?”

• Worms.
• Plants.
• Insects.

“How do toads drink water?”

• They lap it up with their tongues.
• They pull it in through their gills.
• They absorb it through their skin.

“What do toads do in the winter?”

• Hibernate.
• Put on a kettle.
• Migrate.

“What’s the scientific name of the common toad?”

• Bufo bufo
• Mata mata
• Pili pili